i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
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Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape
- Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
- Hermione: ...
- Ron: ..
- Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
- Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
- Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
- Hermione: everyone says that Harry
- Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
- Ron: so?
- Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
- Hermione: Harry no
- Harry: Snape 5ever
I love how we’ve all slowly grown up to be replicas of the antagonists in the TV shows we watched:
And of course, Moseby
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