May 2013
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
warningofimposter:
i can’t believe team rocket bought tumblr
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
thetallblacknerd:
niallnlouis:
professionalmisandrist:
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
you are the future
Niggas would be getting caught up. Girls be like ” who you fucking? last time you had a t-rex and now its a stegosaurus
prince-rylie:
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
iguanamouth:
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
burgrs:
pitycomes2late:
burgrs:
when ur at ur friends house helping them put away the dishes
*you’re *your
khajiduh:
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
sodamnrelatable:
school
finals
papers
work
responsibility
life
A perfect representation of how I feel about all of these things.
the-vegan-muser:
jakeforjesus:
Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old
12: the most hated age in the world
youjustgotincepted:
221b-sherlock:
radioactinc:
patbee:
i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
that’ll do donkey
that’ll do
YOU RUINED MY CHILD HOOD
Lmfaaaoooo
sexcake:
i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
randomness-is-epic:
officialdogblog:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
that’s what i call talent
arachnids8rip:
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
